You are our customers and that's that...
Simply put if you are a customer, then you are our customer and we will only communicate with you if and when we have something interesting to say. In fact we won't even get in touch unless you want us to. We don't like being bombarded ourselves so we won't do it to you.
We do recommend you opt-in to our email list for the updates if you are interested. We get deals coming in all the time and in a slightly random fashion too, so if you opt-in we will simply drop you a message when something new has arrived. Alternatively you an bookmark our site or follow us on Facebook or Twitter - again we only write when there is something worth saying. We pretty sure you don't care about what we had for lunch or our views of politics, we can't even agree on that.
For those of you with data and privacy concerns, we only store the details you have given us and no financial data, it's only name, address, and any preferences you told us about as well as the previous products bought - the last one helps us avoid telling you about stuff you really not interested.
We do share information with our courier companies for dispatch and financial information with our merchant service companies (Sagepay and Paypal) - that's for payment and fraud prevention reasons, but is not stored afterwards by us.
If you are not yet a customer but a friend who's interested in what we're up too, again we'll only speak to you if you've opted in for us to do so.
If you have any questions, please contact us: email@example.com. We are also registered with data protection.